Dr. Michael Novacek
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Dr. Michael Novacek studies science-related stuff,
guaranteeing him a one-way ticket straight to hell.
Dr. Michael Novacek
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?


Dr. Michael Novacek
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

"Dr." Michael Novacek is a book-writing, science-learning, hater of The Baby Jesus.

He wrote a book about digging up bones, which sounds kind of gay.

He was a guest on The Colbert Report on November 14, 2006, despite Stephen's concerns that he was too scared to get nailed.

Which he probably was, anyway.

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