| Dr. Kevin Federline, PhD|
|28 March, 1978 -|
|Education||Doctorate, frum Da Street, Bra|
|Spouse||Britney Spears (Filed for Divorce 11/7/06) (Entered Rehab: February 27, 2007) (Left Rehab: February 27, 2007) (Entered Rehab: February 28, 2007)|
|Fun Fact #1||has never worn a suit before having that picture taken|
|Fun Fact #2||is not wearing pants in that picture|
|Fun Fact #3||may be the more stable parent of his children with Britney Spears|
Press reports that imply the child custody proceedings between Federline and Spears are anything but cordial are totally uncool, y'all. The sex tape is really just a beautiful expression of love between two
rednecks small-town kids.
A Few Words From K-Fed, Ph.DEdit
Yo, mah homies! Mah biotch be shavin' her head, whutup!?
Yo, yo, yo!
Check it! I wanna thank all 5 1/2 of y'all for comin' out tonight! (the 1/2 was a midget)
(sounds of a scuffle)
M-o-m! My pants are supposed to be like that!
- K-Fed has reportedly shaved his eyebrows to audition for the lead roll\e in the upcoming Axl Rose biopic, "Ya know who I am, I'm Axl Rose, baby, you gonna die!"
- Had two children with Britney Spears
- Sean Joe Billy Bob Preston
- Waterhead Stu
- If you could pick up the check, Kevin would really appreciate it, dawg.
- Member of the Iraq Study Group
- Will wrestle for food
- His Arch Rival is Paul Wolfowitz
- K-fed is a
secret homosexualpretty, pretty man.