Dr. Jay Keasling
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Dr. Jay Keasling studies science-related stuff,
guaranteeing him a one-way ticket straight to hell.

March 10, 2009 NailingEdit


  • microbiologist trying to find ways to burn energy
  • with the Joint Bio-Age (something, something)
    • sleeps under mylar blankets
  • engineer bacteria to make fuel
    • he is a mad scientist who plays God
  • stood over a boiling beaker saying "Those fools at the academy"
  • synthetic biology been around for 35 years
  • turn sugar to ethanol

(God beat him)

  • two microbes
    • turns pulp into sugar
    • takes sugar turns it into fuel (or drugs)
  • cheap anti-malaria drug
    • a hydrocarbon
  • injecting gas into third world babies
  • staphylococcus (or yeast) will fly planes
    • yeast infections will be good (not just a burning sensation)
  • will be done on a huge industrial scale (not in your backyard)
  • paper waste, plant waste, animal waste
    • cars that run on poop
  • microbial fuel

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