Dr. Garrett Reisman
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Dr. Spaceman yukking it up with Dr. Colbert!

Garrett Reisman is probably the most famous janitor with a PhD (NASA astronaut) Ever!

He is most famous for wearing a WristStrong Bracelet aboard the International Space Station, helping take the Colbert Nation (Universe) galactic!

May 8, 2008 NailingEdit

Dr. Garrett Reisman
was a guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed via satellite.

  • Flight Engineer #2
    • does whatever they need him to do
    • does scientific experiments and cleaning
    • operates the robot arm
  • in space no one can hear you scream
    • it's true!
  • he spin his bracelet
    • and flips
  • did the space walk
  • has 3 Russian crewmates
  • grew an inch in space
  • photographs changes on America's Planet
  • can see the states change colors
  • will try to give his bracelet to God
  • Stephen welcomes alien puppet masters, Hail Xenu!

July 24, 2008 NailingEdit


  • always intended to come back to earth
  • immediately lost the one inch he grew while in space within an hour
  • may have off-planet drilling for oil
  • one time couldn't find a guy on the ISS
  • he did once have a "flying" dream
  • never saw one of the chimps that was sent up floating around
  • Stephen and he traded WristStrong Bracelets

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