Many words have been used to describe Frank:
But never gay.
But no one has ever called him gay.
Words That Frank Has Discovered to Describe AmericansEdit
Words That Frank Has Discovered to Describe TerroristsEdit
Polling With FrankEdit
Frank is known for his consistently scientific, but reliable polling information that continuously shows the obvious superiority of conservatives to the Godless liberal sodomite left. Many of his poll answers read like a Colbert Report interview transcript. Being asked "Would you rather have Saddam back in power?" and answering "No" truly means that you support the war and the president.
Frank's Plan For A Republican ComebackEdit
A GOP comeback strategy (Article written by Frank, published in LA times)