Dr. Francis S. Collins
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
"Dr. Francis S. Collins"
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Dr. Francis S. Collins
composed at least one non-audiobook book.


Francis checking out nerd porn: x-rays of girl's underwear

Dr. Francis Collins is the head of Obama's NIH and a blaspheming DNA smartiac, who headed the band, The Human Genome Project[1], and hates Jesus so much he has refused to clone Him from any remnant "DNA" taken from the Shroud of Turin.

Francis (girl's name) wrote a book that has won him a one-way first class ticket to the level in hell that is built from bricks made of Satan's bile: "The Language of God" which purports to know something about God and His Word.


Randomnly throws out the parts of the Bible that don't conform to his imaginary friend, evolution.

The NailingEdit

Dr. Colbert promised to place Francis' (girl's name) ideas into the Colbert Autoclave for sterilization, and he didn't disappoint.

Round 1Edit

Francis (girl's name) brought a merry-go-round with him.

How gay is that!?

Winner: Stephen

Round 2Edit

Dr. Colbert reminded Francis (girl's name) that he would be the only Christian in hell (if he indeed was a real Christian) and that God did not forgive him for misuing His gifts.

Winner: Stephen

Round 3Edit

Tried to Chapter and Verse Our Glorious Stephen

Winner: Stephen

Round 4Edit

Francis (girl's name) admitted to being an anti-capitalist when he revealed that he released the CD of his band, The Human Genome Project, to the public domain.

Winner: Stephen
Loser: the marketplace

In the end, Francis (girl's name) tried to end the slaughter by giving Stephen his band's CD, but it was too late, he suffered a humiliating nailing before the live audience.

And what a wonderful show it was.

The Re-Nailing: The October 2009 EditionEdit


  1. Created from members of The Human League and The Alan Parson's Project

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