Dr. David Kessler
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

"Dr." David Kessler is not a real doctor. He's part of big rehab and believes in evolution. For real doctoriness, consult Dr. Stephen Colbert or Dr. Ron Paul.

April 29, 2009 NailingEdit


  • former FDA Commission who believes Americans eat too much, looks like someone's getting kicked out of the
  • he is fascinated by the book
    • by fascinated he means enraged
  • manifest destiny is unbridled appetite
  • why control appetite
  • he believes in evolution
  • Americans must have a layer of fat in case of a famine
  • more people die of obesity than all infectious diseases and terrorism
  • Bin Laden is behind Dr. Colbert's Fry Daddy
  • behavioral pattern
    • excessive exposure of sugar, fat and salt
  • Christmas popcorn tins
  • in the pocket of Big someone
  • he used to be a fat, fat the water rat
  • the only way to lose weight
    • new learning: rehab
      • Dr. Colbert says, "No, no, no!"

See AlsoEdit

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