Doug Kmiec
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

April 16, 2009 NailingEdit


  • thinks government shouldn't be in the marriage business, Stephen agrees; they do terrible floral arrangements
  • 2 things
  1. Can a Catholic Support him?
    short book, answer is no (Kmeic claims "yes we can")
  2. he can solve the gay marriage storm
    state doesn't do everything well (don't get baptised)
  • marriage is making the babies
    • Stephen thought he was a Catholic
  • the Kmiec family cannot compete
  • what will people do if the state pulls out?
    • won't have children that way
  • church decides who gets married, state
  • gays can get a license (straights too) from the state
  • no atheists can get married
    • go to a church or start their own atheist church
  • he's playing a semantic game
    • three people could make a contract
  • if gay marriage is allowed ...
  • Stephen only got married as a taunt
    • wrote his own vows: na-na-na-na-na-na
  • state should not adopt any one religion
    • but, if they had to (Catholic)
      • hypothetically in a world where monkeys eat meat

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