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Doug Bailey is the founder of the Unity '08 party. He was Stephen's guest on the June 28, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.
Brought a piece of foamcore
Centrists are pussies who won't take a position on anything
Unity '08 Party has no face, and what wil happen in '09?
- President - Dr. Who
- Vice-President - Chewbacca
Stephen was flattered at Bailey's offer to run for President
Bailey claims the people ought to decide who runs for President
brought a prop (he said, "Other people bring books, I brought a website")
calls unity '08 a centrist party (but really an matter-anti-matter party)
which means they are too pussified to take a stand
wants people to agree on too many things
his party proves that both parties suck
anyone can join, but no one is representative of it (maybe there aren't anyone in)
encourages Republican Lites
trying to ride Dr. Colbert's coattails
he does not have Dr. Colbert's permission to do so
wants brokaw to run
he is really an attention whore
whig is a made up name
won't draft lieberman