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Double stick tape is a harbor for terrorism. The people of America are put out of jobs every day at the single-stick tape factories for these no good double-stick tapers. Although the tape sticks on both sides, it lacks the character of looping single-stick tape, which is awesome in it's single-stickability. Buying double-stick tape is helping the terrorists.
Bears and Double-Stick TapeEdit
Bears are liberal and incapable of rational thought, so they use double stick tape against jesus's america. Bears have devised multiple uses for double stick tape since it was invented by Chairman Comrade Obama in 1932. In a classified 1986 black op, Dr. Colbert uncovered the bears plot to utilize double stick tape to sabotage the Patriots in Super Bowl XX. Unfortunately, Belichick was coaching the bears at that time and video taped Stephen's blackhawk SUV before he could open fire on the bears with his deadly truthiness.