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Donnie McClurkin is as un-gay as Tom Cruise, but unlike Mr. Cruise, he sings about it.
You see, ever since Mr. McClurkin quit the gherkin, he has become a successful gospel singer!
He has been invited to sing at several political rallies, most recently the Values Voters Summit a gig he was able to snag because he knows the value of going cold turkey on gayness.