Don King- (n) is a Republican and thus a great white man.
He is also Sylvester Stallone's black friend. Not in the running for Stephen's black friend
Don King FactoidsEdit
- Invented Knapster
- Is an articulatiudinal public speaker
- Founder and Regent of: The Don King Universialty School of Speech and Kwaffuerityusnous Beauty School and Boxing Busynessnous Educatedability, located in Harlem, NYC.
- Is the King of Zaire
- Owns the most expensive Rolex in the world, "The Heavyweight Oyster Perpehideous." It contains every diamond ever mined in Sierra Leone, weighs 394 metric tons and is valued at $375 Quintillion.
Don't ask him about the people he's killed.