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Don King
is a Great American and deserves your adoration!
America loves you, Don King




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Don King has the knappiest hair on the planet. He is proud of his Roots as well as his highlights.

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Don King loves bazookas and really big guns. Further proving his Americanosity.

Don King- (n) is a Republican and thus a great white man.

He is also Sylvester Stallone's black friend. Not in the running for Stephen's black friend


Don King FactoidsEdit

  • Invented Knapster
  • Is an articulatiudinal public speaker
  • Founder and Regent of: The Don King Universialty School of Speech and Kwaffuerityusnous Beauty School and Boxing Busynessnous Educatedability, located in Harlem, NYC.
  • Is the King of Zaire
  • Owns the most expensive Rolex in the world, "The Heavyweight Oyster Perpehideous." It contains every diamond ever mined in Sierra Leone, weighs 394 metric tons and is valued at $375 Quintillion.


NoteEdit

Don't ask him about the people he's killed.

See AlsoEdit


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"Don King"
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