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Don Johnson forcing the justice smackdown on Satan

Don Johnson is the greatest human to ever drive on the streets of Miami and San Francisco.

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Contrary to popular belief this man was not gay even though he lived in San Francisco. He actually brought justice to the small amount of actual heterosexuals throughout the once great city. A man known for his most excellent pastel colors and fabulous hair. Drives with the skill of a mongoose in Southeast Asia when fighting a small Woolen Mammoth. His cars are only surpassed by his vigorous looks of glory.

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