Don't Know, Don't Think

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Don't Know, Don't Think
shows the proper respect America's Military deserves

Don't Know, Don't Think is a new military policy towards homosexuals proposed on the March 7, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.

Tenets Of The PolicyEdit

  • It would be against regulations for a soldier to know what a homosexual is.
  • 'Gay' would revert to it's original definition: joyful.
  • Naked guys oiled up and rolling around are just wrestling.
  • If someone soaps you up in the shower, say "Thank you" and salute.

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