Dominique Strauss-Kahn is the director of the IMF, making him a wealthy and powerful man!
Many believe he will one day he will become the future President of France, if he was American that would never happen for three reasons: He is French, he is a well known communist, and he loves fureigners. We all known that the French have low standards and the only way he would lose is if there was some terrible scandal that could ruin his reputation, a scandal so horrifying that it would break and shatter his Presidential dreams.
The King of SocialismEdit
Dominique Strauss-Kahn The ConquererEdit
Conquering France with His HipsEdit
Conquering Every Woman in the PlanetEdit
Strauss Meets Resistance in AmericaEdit
Strauss was defeated by a brigade of maids.
Strauss: Returning to France as a Conquering HeroEdit
In the end DSK prevailed, he is now the King of Socialists in France! "We have some Exocets," he said.
The President of France had a scandal with Jack Abramoff. But they blamed Jack Abramoff and the President of France covered up the evidence that he had actually sold France to the United States of Bushies.
France is not New York and anyone who sells out France to the Obamabushies shall be executed by Exocet commanded the Kommissar.