He can devour books with his mind!

Dominick Philip is a criminal mastermind and a deranged "book-lover". He was Nailed by the American Justice System for loving books and failing to pay his taxes, but he never learned his lesson.

His Criminal CareerEdit

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Watch out!
He has a library card and he is not afraid to use it!!!

The EventEdit


Update: August 3, 2009Edit

Some Activist Judge showed leniency and is allowing him to read as many books he wants until the end of 2009. Stephen Colbert will have none of it, to make sure this monster is properly punished Stephen sent him a box full of mandatory "heavy reading" material for him. Dominick Philip will have to read so many books that he will learn to hate them just like any Real American should!

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