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Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

A "real-life" medical or mental expert. They hate America, pretending to be smart by using medical "facts" to cure people.


Dr. Stephen Colbert Seen Here Giving The State of The Union Address


Dr. Gregory House Seen Here

Dr. Gregory House is the only doctor worth praising. His photo is famously hung in The Colbert Report's studio, indicating that Stephen has given his approval. House is also considered a true American, despite his mother's gaul in birthing him elsewhere.

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Surveys Edit

  • 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Things Doctors DoEdit

  • prescribe medicine
  • touch you in a medically prescibed inappropriate way
  • view torture porn

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