brings joy to the children
of all Regular Americans.
is for the kids!

Disneyland is the heterosexual Neverland Ranch. Opened in 1955, Disneyland offers amusement park rides, food, entertainment and marketing opportunities for the whole family!


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Rides & AttractionsEdit

Original, But RetiredEdit

Current, Yet Still ProfitableEdit

Disneyland TriviaEdit

See AlsoEdit

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