please go shopping at the National Guard Store.
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Just follow these easy steps:
The Proper Way To Request AidEdit
The State of (your destroyed state)
your aid and equipment
- Business Casual
[ ] Yes, the Federal Government will be attending. We will be bringing (circle one):
- Supply trucks
- The President for a photo-op
[ ] No, we regretfully cannot attend as our equipment has a prior engagement in the Middle East.
The Wrong Way To Request AidEdit
|Wrong way #1||Wrong way #2|
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We have items for every stage of relief. From flashlights for when the power first gets shut off all the way up to 30-day supplies of doxycycline for your family's malaria needs!
Level 1 ItemsEdit
Purchase a specified number of Level 1 items and you may qualify for items in "Level 2".
Level 2 ItemsEdit
Once you have ordered sufficient numbers of "Level 1" items you may now register for the "Level 2" items below.
Remember, "If you don't request it, you won't get it!"™
Level 3 ItemsEdit
And for our valued "Ranger level" customers only, please choose from these items to be placed on your registry!
To purchase an item on another state's registry, please log in.
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