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If you are from the Marines looking for "Priority 1 Urgent" Mine Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicles,
please go shopping at the National Guard Store.


THIS IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT


Governors! Are you finding your state the sudden victim of weather-related disasters?

Don't wait for all your calligraphic pens and stationary to be destroyed in an unprecedented natural disaster.

Register at disasteraid.com today and be the only state fully prepared when those thoroughly unpredictable weather changes occur!

Remember: "If you don't request it, you won't get it!"

Sign-UpEdit

Just follow these easy steps:

The Proper Way To Request AidEdit

Governor
of
The State of (your destroyed state)
urgently requests
the attendance
of
your aid and equipment
at
(disaster area)
Business Casual

Reply CardEdit

[  ] Yes, the Federal Government will be attending. We will be bringing (circle one):

Sandbags
Supply trucks
The President for a photo-op

[  ] No, we regretfully cannot attend as our equipment has a prior engagement in the Middle East.

The Wrong Way To Request AidEdit

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Wrong way #1 Wrong way #2

RegistryEdit

Governors who register with disasteraid.com can choose from our fully stocked catalogue.

We have items for every stage of relief. From flashlights for when the power first gets shut off all the way up to 30-day supplies of doxycycline for your family's malaria needs!

Level 1 ItemsEdit

Purchase a specified number of Level 1 items and you may qualify for items in "Level 2".

Level 2 ItemsEdit

Once you have ordered sufficient numbers of "Level 1" items you may now register for the "Level 2" items below.

Remember, "If you don't request it, you won't get it!"™

Level 3 ItemsEdit

And for our valued "Ranger level" customers only, please choose from these items to be placed on your registry!

To purchase an item on another state's registry, please log in.

Disasteraid.com is the internets tube where Governors may register to have disaster aid purchased for them by sympathetic multinationals!

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has its own tube of the internets.

Don't clog it!!!
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has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
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