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Diplomatic Masturbation, when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad! Keep your hands where we can see them!
Diplomatic masturbation occurs when, at an interview, the interviewer and the interviewee frig each other to a climax of back slapping, hugging and mutual self-engratiation. This tactic was popularized by Barbara Walters.