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discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

Two dinosaurs

Like Africa, dinosaurs (or Jesus Horses) are not real. However, some people who call themselves scientists claim that fossils prove their existence. If that were true, then why did the Bible say that we would be tested by Lucifer's lies?

Dinosaurs are comically large, imaginary lizards invented by Scientists in the early 20th century for the sake of selling museum tickets, obtaining government grants, and raising taxes. Dragon bones are often mistaken for dinosaur bones

Scientists have found the bones of these hunted beasts, and made the claim of their existence millions of years ago. Obviously this is false. God made everything only a few thousand years ago. Proof may be found at attending your local Creationist museum or by watching reruns of "The Flintstones."

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Raptor Devours Cheerleader

Dinosaurs like to eat white meat

Another ViewEdit


What happened to the dinosaurs? Something. Something amazing.

An alternate view: dinosaurs roamed the Earth 5000 years ago until something happened between the Great Flood and now and they all ended up underground. Over time, some became bones, or fossils. But the rest became oil. Precious, black, American-economy fueling oil.

This view brought to you by America's Oil Industry

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Dinosaur is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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