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Dijon Mustard was a Wikiality.com Word of the day on May 8, 2009.
History of DijonEdit
|Grey Poupon: Satan’s favorite brand|
It is believed that elitist socialist Frenchies were tired of eating their baguette and their "french fries" with the All American Ketchup. In 1856 socialist atheist bears decided it was time for the French to invent a new condiment to rival that of America's, so they approached Dijon, a known French wizard and alchemist who could conjure evil concoctions in his evil "sciency" laboratory.
The French Labcoat Larry used a combination of Baby Jesus' tears, gay pixie dust, elitist hair, French wine, and mustard seeds from Iran to create this evil condiment from hell (some speculate it could also contain Satan's spit, but we think that's just to add some flavor). The result was the evil condiment known as Dijon and it is believed that whoever eats this evil condiment with their burger will turn atheist, socialist, and gay in a minute... plus it's too vinegary for my taste...
Who likes Dijon mustard?Edit
Many Atheists, liberals, communists, the gays, and other "undesirables" have known to have preference over this godless condiment, but the infamy of Dijon mustard has grown thanks to Chairman Barack Hussein Obama. When news broke that the mooslim leader preferred Dijon mustard on his hamburger, this American symbol of freedom and American culture was suddenly turn into a sissified lunch, the heresy!!
|Obama in Hell getting a burger… What? MacDonald’s too fancy for you?…|