They would have continued to protect America is it wasn't for the meddling New York Times!
In the following section you will see a list of the many ways this group of patriotic Americans worked to protect our freedoms from terrorists.
- adjusted the terror alert colors to reflect a more accurate political calculus
How The Group Maintained Its SecrecyEdit
- they only met in Cheney's undisclosed location
- none of the members cast shadows
- their budget is bigger than DARPA's
- the NSA didn't wiretap their phones