Diarrhea is the excretion of liberal ideas from one's body. A Real American experiences this very often, more so since the hostile takeover of Congress by the Democrats. Tucker Carlson goes through diarrhea more than once a day, but no one's sure why he's still full of crap.

Stephen Colbert loves this experience, he does his best thinking when on the throne.

Dr. Stephen Shock Asylum7
After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Diarrhea undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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