Dianne Feinstein
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it needs a complete rewrite in order to remove all the randomness.
Please edit this page so that it fits in "The Stephen Colbert Experience" Thank You.

Stab in the back?
Or slap in the face?
Dianne Feinstein is one of America's Frenemies.
Dianne Feinstein
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

She Supports Our Greatest President Ever, She Shows It here with her Nixon pose

Dianne Feinstein (born 12B.C.) is the daughter of Frankenstein and cousin of Senator Joe Lieberman.Condoleeza Rice is her good friend, she stood by Condi during her Secretary of State Confirmation Hearings. She is currently under the inpression that firearms have been manufactured with a Chinese microchip inside them, that enables them to jump up and shoot themselves at people, if you do not support her opinions or point of view, then you are stepping on the graves of those lost in the Sandy Hook Hokes a;slfdksj I mean tradgedy. She is not in favor of deodorant, and feels that lifting her arms constantly as if parting the red seas is a means to fight and take a stand against the deodorant corporations. She supports our greatest president ever, George W. Bush. She is the Greatest Republican Senator of California, liberals would have you to believe she was a Democrat. Don't question her, you hurt the troops. Joe Lieberman and Dianne makes fun and throws food at Atheist Russ Feingold in the Senate Cafeteria because he doesn't support Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush.

Dianne Freedom Fracts Edit

  • She's a very squishy person
  • She suffers from a rare condition where her menstural cycle never ends
  • Senator Trent Lott is one of her friends in the Senate.
  • Despite her hot name she is not fine and I have never seen her carrying a beer stien.
  • Adolf Hitler is her hero and role model.

Confirmation HearingsEdit

Mrs. Feinstein knows that without an Attorney General, America would be in a legal fog, lost and adrift never knowing what is legal, what is illegal, and whether people should be tortured for not knowing.

To clear the air, Mrs. Feinstein did her level best to insure that America has an Attorney General who would support The Greatest President Ever by not necessarily following his exact policies, but not not following either.

Dianne Feinstein
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Dianne Feinstein
is a United States Senator
for the state of Cauliflower

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