Deval Patrick

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Deval Patrick sans the prosthetics

Deval Patrick (suspiciously close to Devil Patrick) is a homosexual Democrat who is trying to become prime minister of Taxachusetts. People say that he is black. Needless to say, this is impossible to prove.

His positions include pro-baby-killing, pro-tax, pro-bear, and pro-being on all fours in front of Howard Dean. Though he has a large lead currently, if he is indeed elected, he can't really make Gaysreal any gayer. At this point it's like shooting a dead bear. Which is a good thing.

Election 2006 ResultsEdit

As expected the gay bars of Taxachusetts closed to allow the gays to vote for their boy.

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