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Dennis Hastert agrees with Rush,
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RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
I am Dennis Hastert and my lawyer swears I'm not a
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Dennis

I like to eat, ok?

Dennis Hastert (born sometime during World War II) is the corpulent man of questionable paternity (a.k.a fat bastard) or Speaker of The House who was so concerned about Mark Foley's preying on pages that he let Foley stay in Congress for years after finding out about, so he could keep a closer eye on him.

Dennis is a former representative of the 14th District of Illinois, and boy are they proud of him!

Dennis Hastert loves America and Jesus and supports our Greatest President Ever.

Dennis Hastert Freedom FactoidsEdit

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  • Dennis Hastert could put all of you lib-tards in his hop pocket.
  • Dennis Hastert was/is a good and honorable man.
  • Dennis Hastert accomplished a lot of good for his country while in office.
  • Dennis Hastert looks like the every-man typical mom-basement dwelling perv-Unionista who watches porn at nights on his triple 22" flatscreen Alienware computer setup and then sleeps on the job the next day.

Hastert's Guide to FitnessEdit

  • If you pull it, you ice it

Dennis' FutureEdit

See AlsoEdit

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Dennis Hastert
was a United States Representative
for the state of Illinois, but has since "retired".
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Dennis Hastert
will one day be a fine addition
to the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

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