Democratic Republic of the Congo
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

No one ever talks about the Congo in the media, so we can safely say that everyone overthere is doin just fine

The Democratic Republic of the Congo is not really democratic. Or a republic. In fact, it's in Africa, so it's probably not real at all.

Don't worry. It doesn't really matter anyway.

Stephen knows there isn't a war over there because no one talks about it. Truthiness has spoken.

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