Defense of Vegetables Act (keeping vegetables pure)
The sanctimonious union between legume and asteraceae is being threatened by the nefarious gay agenda and their meddling social engineering. Apparently they are not content with destroying the traditional values of marriage, now they want to make us believe that pizza is a vegetable.
It is clear that congress is on the pocket of "Hot Pocket". How else could they convince these smart men that pizzas grow in bushels?
If we allow vegetables and pizza to interbreed to create a pizza vegetable, who is to say that chocolate cannot be a fruit?