Deathers are Real Americans who refuse to believe that Osama is dead, just yesterday that black man was on my teevee! And they also want to see Osama's Death Certificate or a video tape evidence with the Ghost of Bin Laden holding his Death Certificate and a current newspaper, while telling the public that he is really dead and not living in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea, only infidels and mermaids live underwater.
They know that Osama is now living with Elvis.
- Al-Qaeda curses America for the death of their glorious leader, demands body to be rescued from Sponge Bob's backyard
- Deathers demand to see Osama's wet corpse
- Zombie Pope Killed Osama Bin Laden, Obama steals credit
- Osama is still alive!
- Deather movement growing
- New evidence that Obama is a vulcan
- The Man who almost saved Osama Bin Laden
- New evidence suggests that Osama bin Laden is alive and working with Obama!
- Series of Tubes Citizens refused to believe Osama is dead