Death Island

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Death Island is one the most famous Islands, even though very few people have heard about it. It was discovered in 1495, by a person who is now dead. Spooky huh?

The second you pull your ship up onto Death Island, something will see you and tell everything else. As you are on the shore, a purple headed monster with two deadly sharp tails and a killer body will jump onto you and maul you. It will let you live for fun. Then you will want to follow it, and as you get closer to the forest, those damn flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz will scoop you up and inject you with crack (that was common practice in the 1400's) Then they drop you into a volcano where communists and liberals laugh at you as you smolder there for eternity.

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