Dean is an inventor. He has invented many things and insists on continuing this practice.
November 9, 2006 NailingEdit
See Stephen nail Dean on the November 9, 2006 episode of "The Colbert Report".
Dean Wants AttentionEdit
Dean invented the segway scooter.
Dean wanted to tell everyone in the world about it.
Dean asked Stephen if he could be on his wildly successful television news program, "The Colbert Report"
Stephen said, "Okay!"
He gives aid and comfort to our enemy architects (see right).
Stephen asked Dean why he hates Our Troops.
Dean eats way too much granola.
March 20, 2008 NailingEdit
- invented a machine that purifies water (don't tell him about Brita)
- believes water is more valuable than oil
- but can't deny the beauty of Diet Cherry vanilla Diet Dr. Pepper
- we're not running out of water
- Dr. Colbert wastes water all the time
- vapor compression distiller
- no membranes
- wants to wipe out 50% of human disease
- will make 1,000 liters in a day
Dean's Good PointsEdit
Dean would like to see more robot battles.
Dean wants more kids to be interested in science and technology.