The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
De-Baptism is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

A de-baptism (assuming it works) is a way for atheists to make God's job easier when His Son returns and He has to pick who will be saved and who will be left behind.

Chances are though it does not work and is like most people think not only a complete waste of time but proves that atheism is turning into the new Scientology.


Atheists began using the self-damning procedure in mid-2009 to, as they claim, renounce their childhood faith.

How To Perform The De-Baptism RitualEdit

Just have some creepy guy dressed like the cat in the hat blast you with a hair drier while you try not to remember that Doctor Seuss was a Christian.

People Who Have De-Baptized ThemselvesEdit

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