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Truthiness is what you want the facts to be, as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to what reality will support.
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October 17, 2005 The Colbert Report

Dayra is super awesome and that is all you need to know about her. For more information, read the rest of this page. You came to this page anyway, so why not.

Why is she so awesome?Edit

She is awesome because aside from being Colbertific, she is also shorter than Prof. McDoc, which is very difficult and requires a lot of talent. You don't get that short by luck, Prof. McDoc has tried and failed. She is also a huge fan of Stephen Colbert and everyone assumes she if a fan of The Greatest President Ever. Don't question her awesomeness, just accept it. Hey! I saw that, you doubted it. Stop that! Good, read on.

Why is she on Wikiality?Edit

She has connections with one of the three previously named people. Unfortunately, it is not The Greatest President Ever or Stephen Colbert. On the bright side, it is Prof. McDoc. While his superior in many subjects in life, she still needs to strive to be more Ttuthy.

Why am I asking so many questions?Edit

I don't know, but it is important. Trust me. If you are reading this, you are 1.0235223% more patriotic. Good job. Now, where was I? Who cares...
Colbert Nation Flag2 Dayra arose in the Colboard from the guts of Prof. McDoc, That One Guy

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