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Davy Crockett

Legend has it that the famed American westerner Davy Crockett killed him a bear when he was only three. While this is a late age for an American to start bear killing, Crockett is also known to have killed rabbits, snakes, ants, lemurs, Mexicans, Indians, tax collectors, petunias and an orphan Martian named Gorf.

Crockett reportedly died at the Alamo, a car rental counter in Dulles International Airport. But maybe, just maybe, he escaped Earth on Gorf's spaceship.

Other famous WesternersEdit

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