David Storck
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
David Storck
Is totally not racist!

"Its not the color of their skin, it's the stuff they do that make em black."

Mr. David Storck is the chairman of the Hillsborough, Florida Republican Party GOP.

Mr. Storck works hard to keep in touch with all the members of his party. He uses all the tools available to him to keep Republicans his fellow GOPers informed on party strategy, polling information, and the racial makeup of Barack Obama supporters. (For census-related purposes, of course.)

Despite what the liberal media may say, Storck is not a racist; he is just a citizen concerned about cars clogging the streets. It just so happened that the cars he was talking about were full of black people. If they had been white, he would have said "cars full of white Obama supporters". He's detail-oriented, that's all.

Often, Mr. Storck utilizes his emails and the associated peculiarities associated with the tubes to convey messages consistent with the Republican Party's GOP's overall philosophy in a language local Hillsborough, Florida folks are familiar with and use on a day-to-day basis.

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