David Simon

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David Simon
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
  • television producer of "The Wire" and "Generation Kill"

October 29, 2008 NailingEdit


  • used to be a newspaper man
    • it chewed him up and spit him out
  • newspapers got obsessed with prizes
  • has never won an Emmy
    • Stephen allowed him to touch his
  • you can kill your enemies with the wingtips of the Emmy
  • he was a police reporter
  • his shows moral ambiguity confuses Dr. Colbert
  • only Woody Guthrie and Dick Cheney conform to pure good and good evil
  • forces Joe The Drug Dealer to spread his wealth around
  • he is a socialist
  • called capitalism a pyramid scheme
  • Stephen plans to have himself buried in a pyramid with all his interns
    • they'll get college credit
  • FDR came up with progressive tax
  • earned income credit came from Ronald Reagan
  • Generation Kill
    • mini series is over
    • war continues, but ratings are down

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