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David Price is the current Representative from NC's 4th District. He is, of course, a democrat. Unlike the rest of North Carolina, the voters of Rep. Price's district are unabashed godless communists and acamedians.
Ethics Reform, Name Your PriceEdit
Representative Price is a long-time advocate of so-called "Ethics Reform," which was the top item on Nancy Pelosi's evil plan for turning everyone in America gay. In fact, David Price has been pushing this agenda since before anyone had even heard about Mark Foley. Price and his "buddy" Barney Frank go "way back" on the old "ethics reform" number. Fortunately for America, however, the democrats saw the idiocy of "ethics" as soon as they took power, and put Representative Price back in his place.
David Price Has Not Approved This MessageEdit
But what about David Price's ethics, you ask? Has David Price ever taken money from pimps and drug lords? No. But has he ever killed puppies just to watch them die, or perhaps thrown kittens in a wood chipper? Well, he probably hasn't done that either. But Representative Price is a liberal. We're Wikiality.com, and we approve this truthiness.
But we only have to say "so-and-so approves this message" because of the "Stand by Your Ad" provision David Price crammed down America's commercial's throats.
Ethical? Approving? Or a hideous invasion into our precious American freedom of speech? If David Price were truly interested in "ethics reform," then he should know that the founding fathers fought and died in order for us to be able to spend a lot of money to attack each other anonymously.
More Lies/Facts About PriceEdit
David Price claims to be a Doctor of Political Science (as if that's even possible) and to have gone to Divinity School. Again, the truth would seem to point elsewhere: Price, like most of the Representatives under the evil hold of Rahm Emanuel, has never appeared on the "Better Know A District" segment of The Colbert Report. Obviously, this makes him a coward.
Unlike the Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A., who is a true hero and one of the Greatest Americans, the Reverend Dr. Professor Representative David Price is clearly unqualified to hold a medical license.
- David Price's "official" website
- Reps. Price and Brad Miller write a poison-pen letter to The Greatest President - EVER
We're Wikiality.com, and we think David Price is probably a Satanist. Na-na-nah.
|This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".|
Until David Price gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" David Price by onto this page.