David Plotz

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David Plotz
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

March 31, 2009 NailingEdit


  • he's not a Rabbi
  • the Bible we're taught in Sunday School is neat benevolent God, heroic exploits, clean
    • not really
  • Sampson
    • is a sociopath who tortures small animals
    • kicked ass in the name of The Lord
  • Jewish traditions
    • question the Bible
  • the lesson is: don't question God
  • he did not suffer like Job
    • at the end of Job because got everything back
      • still 10 kids and a good looking lady
  • he came out anti-God
    • like a great high school teacher
    • demanding God
      • mutual respect
  • heroic
    • Sampson, Jacob, Noah (not in-between; he was straight)
  • has a problem with Leviticus
    • cannot stone gay people

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