David Paterson
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
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'Allo Guv'nor!
David Paterson
is the governor of New York


David Paterson

David Paterson became governor of New York after Client 9 proved to be a whore.

Within minutes of taking office, Mr. Paterson admitted to having an affair with another woman while married to his current wife.

Less than a week later, he admitted to having done cocaine.

What else has Mr. Paterson admitted to?

Other Things Mr. Paterson Has Admitted ToEdit

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  • gambled on the tax payer's dime!
  • killed a hobo

Fun FactsEdit

September 5, 2008 NailingEdit


as governor, he's called your excellency

  • governor of New York, it's been 100s of years, why can't we just call it "York"?
  • last time, the NY governor got into some trouble
    • nice to know him
  • nice guy
    • may have to crack a few heads
  • says Democrats have toughened up since 9/11
    • but not two republican parties
  • didn't want to sound like John McCain by answering a question with, "I don't know"
  • the basic difference between the party's messages
    • free market would kill health care
    • deficit
    • not helped businesses
  • believes the republicans were running Washington
    • Dr. Colbert doesn't know
  • they have something in common
    • They don't see race
  • legally blind
    • memorizes all his speeches
    • if Dr. Colbert had to memorize all his speeches, it would be "My fellow Americans, God Bless America!"
  • Spitzer promised to pardon all Stephen's tickets, would Paterson honor that promise?
    • He says he doesn't see "traffic"

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