David Horowitz
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
David Horowitz
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Professor Horowitz, a real American Hero, who happens to have a Jewish name.

David Horowitz is known as the father of Modern American Secondary Education.

Mr. Professor Horowitz uncovered the liberals' devious plot against American children, by controlling education.

Professor Horowitz is not just some guy who complains about stuff, he has offered a solution to end the liberal agenda on America's schools:

  1. expose liberal professors
  2. expose liberal teaching tactics
  3. teach students to bitch whine debate liberal (but not conservative) teachers.

When Horowitz's suggestions are finally implemented, America will be a better place. Until then, however, the terrorists win.

The Father Of Conservative EducationEdit

Professor Horowitz developed the cutting-edge education truthyism, teach the controversy.

He believes that debates are essential to the education system[1] encouraging students to debate the veracity of anything their teachers may say on any given subject[2].

Those subjects that have been deemed previously protected by liberal factonistas, include:

See AlsoEdit


  1. far surpassing facts
  2. Especially if it contradicts better sources

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