David Gregory's Children have been discovered to be the next target of Al Qaeda, as revealed by The Greatest President Ever on May 24, 2007 during a press conference in the Rose Garden. Immediately following this discovery, the The Greatest President Ever was promptly defecated upon by a bird and then laughed at by that liberal hippie secret muslim communist Keith Olbermann.

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