Stab in the back?
Or slap in the face?
David Geffen is one of America's Frenemies.

David Geffen is a legendary homosexual and former Clinton supporter. He now supports handsome, multiracial Senator Barack Hussein Obama.

Criticism Of The ClintonsEdit

Quote open clear3 Everybody in politics lies, but they do it with such ease, it's troubling. Quote close clear2
~David Geffen
February 21, 2007

Keeping Him BusyEdit

Stephen has offered Geffen a coveted intern position on The Colbert Report.


  • Learn to change toner cartridges
  • College credit


All David has to do is email Stephen at and put "I Am David Geffen" in the subject line, and in 8 words or less, describe why Stephen should hire you as an intern.

See AlsoEdit

I am David Geffen...

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