David Duke
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Despite what you may have heard
David Duke
Is totally not racist!

David Duke is a former State Representative from the 81st District of suburban New Orleans and U.S. Senatorial candidate from Louisiana. He used to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan, but that was a long time ago, he ran so far away, and he wishes everybody would "Just get over it, already." After all, he was the first Klan member to admit Catholics and women, which proves that he loves you people!

Liberal LiesEdit

They say he is the "Flock of Seagulls" of hate and wears a badly botched face-lift better than anyone else in his Klan Troop.

See AlsoEdit

David Duke
was a United States Representative
for the state of Louisiana, but has since "retired".
Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
David Duke

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