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A dangerous disease that affects the cerebral membrane, causing a God-fearing republican to change to an inhuman, baby-killing liberal (in medical terms). The most vulnerable to this disease are the children in the public school system. Early symptoms include:
- asking questions about where babies come from
- eating more than once a day
- hairy knuckles
- going to sleep before The Colbert Report airs
In the event of these symptoms, start homeschooling your children from the outside of a safe-bubble. Repeat into adulthood as necessary.