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Darth Sidious is really Senator Palpatine, but don't tell anyone.

Darth Sidious is a notable member of the United States Republican Party. He led the galaxy to victory and brought order and security to a happy populace by creating the Galactic Empire.

He did not take money from Jack Abramoff

Darth Sidious, agent of the liberalsEdit

Few people know this, but Darth Sidious was part of a terrible anti-Bush plot created to show the people of America what would happen if people like Bush stayed in office. It was intended as an anti-F.D.R. plot originally, but movies weren't good enough back then. The liberals used their terrible influence to infiltrate the Star Wars films to put their evil character in and, to add insult to injury, take beloved Master Colbert out. The liberals hoped that Darth Sidious would show all the world what would happen if we kept on having presidents who cared more about people than government. Their plan ultimately failed when Master Colbert went in and saved the day.

Sith TriviaEdit

  • Darth Sidious leads a quadrupal life. In addition to his career as as a Dark Lord of the Sith, Sidious is also Senator Palpatine, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Senator Joe Lieberman, and Pope Benedict XVI. If this seems creepy, remember, it's either this or the terrorists win.
  • Darth Sidious eats Cocoa Puffs for breakfast every morning.
  • Darth Sidious knows how to sing The Star Spangled Banner in 15 million different languages, but will only sing it in English.
  • By decree made every uniformed officer a white male with a British accent.

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