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Daniel Ortega
Is a former CIA Employee of the Month!
Keep up the good work!
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Daniel Ortega has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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Daniel Ortega is President of Ecuador and Secretary-General of Communist Menace. As leader of the evil Sandinistas, he tricked his people into electing him instead of the leaders we had generously provided, forcing Ronald Reagan and Ollie North to cut a few corners. As a result, they wasted weeks answering Congress' annoying questions instead of getting down to the vital issues of the day: tax cuts and space lasers.

On the plus side, however, he has said nice things about Barack Hussein Obama — giving us all the dirt we should need for impeachment proceedings. Gracias, senor.

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