happily perform(s) any menial task
where ever and whenever Dr. Colbert says, without question.

Two two two citizenships in one.

Daniel is a researcher for The Colbert Report who was sent to Vancouver, Canada to try to get a Canadian Citizenship.

Now that Daniel is an Candian, he has access to low-cost drugs like Codeine, Vicodin and Tamiflu. He was unable to get any Oxycontin.

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