Rush Limbaugh promises to send Talking Points as soon as his meds wear off.
Thank you for your patience.
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.
Don't Fake the Funk!
Rush says Dance
is shamelessly boogie-worthy.

Dance, or the act of dancing has a mixed history in the eyes of God. On the one hand, it has been known to lead to sex, making it sinful and wrong. On the other hand, when done in conjunction with the process of making a joyful noise unto the Lord, dance can sometimes provide a path to celebrate the greater glory of Your Personal Lord and Saviour. On the third hand, if you think that you are constitutionally too weak to resist the temptation toward sex, you should stay away from making a joyful noise unto the Lord and dancing altogether. Presents: A Virtual Dance Hall for America, Today!Edit

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