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Hello, Dalai Lama
Asian and very good at math.
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Don't be too mean,
Dalai Lama
is a registered Pussy.


The Dalai Lama is a good, Asian friend of all Americans. He is the leader of the government-in-exile of Tibet (which may or may not exist). He wants to see Tibet freed, but also believes in peace and good will towards everyone. He has absolutely never kept his people in slavery-like conditions, or funneled CIA money to Guerilla rebels who use the very violence he opposes in an attempt to force the Chinese out of their homeland.

Because he loves George W. Bush, the Greatest President Ever, he will not go to Hell although he is not a Christian.

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